Well, it’s happened — I’m now a gamer. Thank you, pandemic! Look what you’ve made me do.
But seriously, it’s good news — it’s really just another experience in fiction. Last year I wrote about how I just drove around the world of GTA V. But then I played it — to completion! And now I’ve spent an inordinate amount of time in 15th century Italy, thanks to Assassin’s Creed.
Read: The Old Man and the Gamepad (or listen to me read it, if you wish!)