Favorite Songs of 2012

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Here’s a list of my top songs for this year, in an order that might be surprisingly mixable. These are not necessarily from 2012; I just happened to have heard them in the last twelve months.

“Myth,” by Beach House on Bloom
“Somebody That I Used to Know,” by Gotye on Making Mirrors
“Dakota,” by Wiretree on Make Up
“Classy Girls,” by The Lumineers on The Lumineers
“High Road,” by Tennis on Young & Old
“Brokenhearted,” by Karmin on Hello
“White Nights,” by Oh Land on Oh Land
“We Are Young,” by the Cast of Glee, on Glee Season 3
“Augustine,” by Vienna Teng on Inland Territory
“Dead Oaks,” by Now, Now on Threads
“Hearts Content,” by Brandi Carlile on Bear Creek
“L-O-V-E,” by Nat King Cole on L-O-V-E
“Clown,” by Emile Sande on Our Version of Events
“How,” by Regina Spektor on What We Saw from the Cheap Seats
“King and Lionheart,” by Of Monsters and Men on My Head Is an Animal
“Brothers,” by Tanlines on Mixed Emotions
“Moves Like Jagger,” by Maroon 5 (featuring Christina Aguilera) on Hands All Over
“Dancing on My Own,” by Robyn on Body Talks Pt. 1
“Tongue Tied,” by Grouplove on Never Trust a Happy Song
“Everybody Talks,” by Neon Trees on Picture Show
“Coming Back to a Man,” by Dawes on Nothing Is Wrong
“The A Team,” by Ed Sheeran on +

If I had to pick one song that was my very favorite for this year, it would be Regina Spektor’s “How.”  I’m not exactly sure what it is about this song that really got me.  Possibly the earnestness with which she sings.  Or the plainness of the lyrics themselves.  It’s a sad love song, and a very good one.

Should Be on the Onion: A-Rod Benched for World Series Game One

The World Series starts tonight, and I thought for sure the sports section of the Onion would’ve had a story like this.  But there isn’t, so here’s my homage.

A-Rod Benched for World Series Game One


SAN FRANCISCO–San Francisco Giants manager Bruce Bochy has released the lineup for the first game of the 2012 World Series, and once again, slumping third baseman Alex Rodriguez has been benched.

“Alex is going through some struggles right now, and I’m afraid this is what we need to do for the good of the team,” Bochy said.

Jim Leyland, the manager of the Detroit Tigers, has also released his lineup, and Rodriguez is not on the roster.

“We could not have gotten here without A-Rod, but this is the World Series. To win four games, we’ll have to make some tough choices,” Leyland said.

Rodriguez, who is currently sitting on a bench in Central Park, could not be reached for comment.

No Regrets

 

From the getgo, I was filled with doubt.  First of all, the cost: $74.  The last time I saw New Order in concert, it was seven years ago and twenty bucks cheaper, and it wasn’t that cheap then.  Secondly, the venue: Roseland Ballroom, which I’d never been to but read online that it was not the optimal place to see a show.  But I wasn’t getting any younger, and certainly the same could be said of the band.  Not only were some members on the back nine of their fifties, but one of them, the bassist Peter Hook, had left altogether after an acrimonious split.

But I bought the ticket and said to myself that this was it.  This wouldn’t just be my final New Order concert, it would be my final rock concert, period.  This wasn’t some grand gesture or sacrifice on my part, as I’ve only really seen three rock concerts in my life, and two of them were New Order.  And truth be told, I hadn’t really loved either of them.  There’s  entirely too much waiting around, first from the DJ spinning some music, then the opening band that nobody ever cares about.  And by the time the headlining band takes stage, your ears are already ringing.

Most people know of New Order through three songs: “Blue Monday,” the best-selling 12” (vinyl single) of all time; “Bizarre Love Triangle,” which people have danced to if they went to college between the late ‘80s and the early-to-mid 90’s; and “True Faith,” a fairly popular single that was featured in the movie adaptation of Jay McInerny’s Bright Lights, Big City.  Bernard Sumner is their lead singer, and he’s got what I’d call a studio voice – perfect for the confines of the glass cube to extract his vocals, but live and on stage with everything blaring, his words get a bit lost in the music.  Still, the point is not to have the man sound like his CD – the point is to see them live and revel in their liveness.

The first time I saw New Order, it was in Giants Stadium, and our seats were way in the back.  The second concert was held at Hammerstein Ballroom, and I sat upstairs and watched the show from the mezzanine.  This time, since it would be my last one, I decided to get as close as I could, which meant I’d have to stand with everybody else.  I went with a friend, so when the opening band came on stage, we made our way to the middle of the pack.  Win Win was the name of the band, and although everyone wanted these poor guys off the stage as quickly as possible (you could just feel the impatience running through the crowd), they held their own and weren’t half bad.  Behind them hung a huge projector screen, and they played rave-like screen saver videos, which seemed odd to me.  If I can be the cranky old guy for a moment: in my day, it was enough for the performers to perform without all of these moving images.

When New Order finally came on, around 9:30pm, everyone who was holding a smartphone turned it on to either take a photo or record a video.  As much as I’d like to bemoan this lemming-like response, I can’t, as I was one of them.  It was almost comical to see all these little screens held up above the owners’ heads, tiny beacons to capture the stage.  New Order started the gig off with an instrumental, which seemed like an odd choice, but it was a tribute to Michael Shamberg, a filmmaker who was close to the band.

With each song, the crowd inched forward.  Personal space, which was lacking to begin with, shrunk even further.  As people pumped their arms and pogo-danced in their limited area, the temperature in the room rose.  I started to sweat.  Everyone started to sweat.  Bodies were banging into me, and I suppose I was banging them back.  I don’t know, because I was dancing, too, and singing and screaming!  There was a girl to my left and a guy to my right, and I have no idea who they were, but outside of my wife, I have never been so physically close to other human beings for such a length of time.  By the time “Temptation” played, a huge fan favorite and a great dance tune, the ballroom felt primal.  The body heat, the human musk, standing shoulder to shoulder with total strangers – it felt a little out of control, a bit like that scene in the second Matrix movie where  people are dancing crazy and beads of sweat fly off everywhere – and and you know what?  I kind of loved it.  Never have I felt such closeness to this band I’ve loved for more than twenty years, nor have I ever been so aware of people who enjoyed them as much as I did.  These were my people!  Though maybe not all of them – at some point, a guy came barreling through, telling everyone to dance harder, dance harder!  And he took turns putting his arms around people, including me.  This was a bit much, but thankfully, he kept pushing through to offer his gift to as many concertgoers as possible.

My final rock concert was a sweaty, messy, loud affair, and somehow that was a good thing.  It felt not quite like my final — but rather my first.  An ending that might very well become a beginning.

Setlist:

1. Elegia
2. Crystal
3. Ceremony
4. Love Vigilantes
5. Age Of Consent
6. Here To Stay
7. Your Silent Face
8. 1963
9. Close Range
10. Bizarre Love Triangle
11. 586
12. True Faith
13. The Perfect Kiss
14. Blue Monday
15. Temptation

Encore:

16. Atmosphere
17. Love Will Tear Us Apart

For New Order fans, some specific stuff:

  1. Nothing from Technique or Republic, which was disappointing.  Sometimes I wonder why they bother to play songs like “Here to Stay” or “Close Range” — few people know or care about those songs.  At the same time, I do remember being very happy that they played “As It Is When It Was” back in 1993, so maybe I should shut up.
  2. Both “Temptation” and “True Faith” seemed like unique arrangements; they both sounded fantastic.
  3. I really missed Hooky’s bass.  Tom Chapman did a nice job, but only Hooky has that warmth.
  4. I was thinking the crowd would be between 35 and 50, but I’d say half of the people looked under 30.  Nice to see New Order has a fanbase that still speaks to the youngins.

For better pictures than the ones I took below, and for a more thorough review of the concert, check out these two links:

http://www.brooklynvegan.com/archives/2012/10/new_order_playe.html

http://www.boweryboogie.com/2012/10/new-orders-opening-night-at-roseland-ballroom-101812/

The Great Write Off!

I’m participating in The Great Write Off!  That’s right, no more taxes!  I’m gonna be just like Wesley Snipes, except no jail time.  Okay, I kid.

The Great Write Off is a friendly competition between six Michigan non-profit literary organizations to raise awareness and much needed funds for our causes. Just click “Sponsor Me” to make a donation on my behalf toward Fiction Writers Review.

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When Bad Reviews Happen to Good Writers

An essay I wrote this morning, in reaction to a book review in this Sunday’s New York Times Book Review.

If you’ve never read Alix Ohlin, you should.  She’s one of the good ones out there, and she’s no slouch when it comes to publishing.  Two story collections and two novels in seven years – perhaps not an impressive haul for bionic typewriters like Stephen King or Joyce Carol Oates, but plenty impressive to me.  She may not have won a Pulitzer or a National Book Award yet, but Ohlin is someone I look up to, because she’s just a very solid writer.

So I was surprised when I read a review of her new novel (Inside) and collection (Signs and Wonders) on Friday in The New York Times Book Review (in print today).  Surprised because the review was scathingly negative.

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