Stan’s going to Cali.
No, Don is going to Cali.
Sorry, I meant Ted.

*

Chanel Number Five
that’s all Peggy ever wears
A vixen by night.

*

Baby Dad Roger
brings a box of cranberries
to Smiling Apron.

*

Draper’s shaking hand
turns a Hershey lie into
the life of Whitman.

*

He has lost his wife.
He has perhaps lost his job.
But he’s found himself.