Stan’s going to Cali.
No, Don is going to Cali.
Sorry, I meant Ted.

*

Chanel Number Five
that’s all Peggy ever wears
A vixen by night.

*

Baby Dad Roger
brings a box of cranberries
to Smiling Apron.

*

Draper’s shaking hand
turns a Hershey lie into
the life of Whitman.

*

He has lost his wife.
He has perhaps lost his job.
But he’s found himself.

Sally has nice digs.
Baby Don is monster Don.
Bob “Whitman” Benson.

Benson’s knee of love.
Ted’s juice, Peggy’s mouse, Pete’s mom.
Sally sees comfort.

Avon calling Joan.
California tripping Don.
Meet SC&P.

Pete headhunts with Duck.
Abe gets stabbed, stabbed — in the heart.
Don and Bets, in bed.

Tap-dancing Cosgrove.
Little Whitman, deflowered.
Speedy hallway sprints.