At WNYC – Six Months After Sandy: Sandy, You Were Delicious

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The good folks at WNYC News ran “six months after Hurricane Sandy”-themed programs yesterday, and they were kind enough to invite me to contribute.

Here’s the truth: I kinda sorta miss Sandy.  Not her destruction of beloved homes and property, no, of course not, nor the inconvenience of driving around an hour for a viable gas station.  And don’t get me wrong – I love hot showers.  And cable TV.  And the Internet.  Everything about the modern world, I love.

But at the same time, didn’t it feel like we were all in this big, horrible mess together?  That we were in a crisis, and people were going out of their way to be extra nice?  Take my neighbor, for example.  Great guy, but waving from afar is pretty much our relationship.  And yet there he was, knocking on my back door after our neighborhood blacked out, offering the end of a very long extension cord that ran from his generator.  His mother-in-law lives next door, so he had to share his juice with her, too, but that didn’t stop him from gifting us with a few sparks of his electricity.

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[download/listen to podcast]

[Liesl Schillinger’s Sandy essay]

[Torrey Maldonado’s Sandy essay]

Haiku: Mad Men, Season 6, Episodes 1-4

It’s been so long that I forgot I used to do these after each episode of Mad Men…

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Episodes 1-2: “The Doorway”

Megan the soap star.
Aloha, death and affairs.
Draper’s inferno.

Episode 3: “The Collaborators”

Beans versus ketchup.
Pete beds the wrong girl, again.
Whitman slides and sits.

Episode 4: “To Have and to Hold”

Peggy versus Don.
Joanie’s empty partnership.
Sylvia wants peace.

3/17: Authors@GNL Asian-American Authors Roundtable

I’ll be at the Great Neck Library next Sunday for an Asian-American Authors Roundtable!

Sunday March 17, 2013
2:00PM – 4:00PM
Authors@GNL Asian-American Authors Roundtable
Contact: Jonathan Aubrey 466-8055, ext. 219
jaubrey@greatnecklibrary.org
Authors will discuss their experiences as Asian-American writers. This program will include audience Q&A, book raffles, book signings, and author readings.

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The Mysterious Master

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Just saw The Master.  No, not the TV series with Lee Van Cleef playing a ninja (I’m not kidding), though I have seen that as well, but I digress.  Anyway, some random thoughts.

1. For a film with some of the most unpleasant characters ever, it is unbelievably beautiful to look at.  How is it that it wasn’t nominated for best cinematography this year?  The mind boggles.

2. Joaquin Phoenix is genuinely frightening to watch, on a wholly different level than some other unglued characters I’ve seen on cinema.  Why is that?  I thought of Robert De Niro’s Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver.  As messed up as Travis was, I understood him.  I never understood Frank Quell, ergo, I was terrified of him and his inscrutable actions.

3. As strange as this may sound, Crispin Glover’s George McFly came to mind when I saw the way Phoenix physically held himself in this movie.

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4. Overall, this is a movie to be admired but not felt.  In a way, it reminds me of the way I feel about the very best modern art – which is never as much as I wish it to be.  The talent is obvious.  The themes are bold.  But it’s as if I’ve been invited to an interesting party whose reason for being is never clear.

Bridging the Linguistic Divide

The nice folks at Koream Journal have printed a short essay I wrote.  Check it out!

Bridging the Linguistic Divide

 

For the first 10 years of my life, I lived in South Korea, though I must say, I didn’t feel Korean. Maybe I was too young. Or maybe I had no basis for comparison, since this was the only country I knew. Everything changed in 1981, when I came to America with my family.

More than three decades later, I’ve become more American than Korean. This is as it should be, and really, it can’t be helped.  I don’t think much about my home country anymore because it is no longer my home. There are times when nationalistic pride for the motherland strikes me, like during the Olympics, though if it’s South Korea vs. USA, I just end up feeling guilty. Would it be possible for all soccer matches between these two nations to end in a tie? That’d be perfect. And if Apple and Samsung could become BFFs again, that’d be great, too.

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Best Picture Oscars 2013

As of today, I’ve seen all nine of the Best Picture nominated films of 2012.  To celebrate, here’s a haiku for each.

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Amour

Love, Haneke style:
which means this movie really
should have been called Haine.

 argo

Argo

Fake movie saves lives!
Is it any wonder that
this will win best pic?

 beasts

Beasts of the Southern Wild

Katrina story
with little girl narrator:
funny, sweet, and sad.

 django Django Unchained

There’s a lot in here:
blood, guts, jokes, and passion — but
it’s just too damn long.

 lesmis

Les Misérables

Interminable
bombast of zooming, singing.
Crowe, keep your day job.

 life

Life of Pi

Parker, fake tiger.
Was I watching Avatar?
It’s no Cast Away.

 lincoln

Lincoln

Daniel Day-Lewis
is Honest Abe incarnate
but all else is snooze.

 silver

Silver Linings Playbook

Cooper and Lawrence
have kooky sparks aplenty
and dance moves as well.

 zero

Zero Dark Thirty

By-the-numbers film
well made and well acted…but
where’s Abu Nazir?

Beasts of the Southern Wild has less than zero dark thirty chance of winning, but it was my favorite film of last year.  For a dramatic movie that depicts the downtrodden without any filters, it made me laugh more than most comedies.  This movie also gets additional kudos for managing to tell its story in 93 minutes.  Less is more!

Silver Linings Playbook is the best pic on deck — who knew that Bradley Cooper had this performance in him?  And De Niro’s bedside speech is perhaps the best work he’s done in the last decade.  The third act is goofy and rote, and I think just about everyone knew (spoiler three words ahead!) that the letter from the wife was a fake, but there was enough goodwill built up in the first two acts that made it forgivable.

Favorite Songs of 2012

“You are a guest here now…”

Here’s a list of my top songs for this year, in an order that might be surprisingly mixable. These are not necessarily from 2012; I just happened to have heard them in the last twelve months.

“Myth,” by Beach House on Bloom
“Somebody That I Used to Know,” by Gotye on Making Mirrors
“Dakota,” by Wiretree on Make Up
“Classy Girls,” by The Lumineers on The Lumineers
“High Road,” by Tennis on Young & Old
“Brokenhearted,” by Karmin on Hello
“White Nights,” by Oh Land on Oh Land
“We Are Young,” by the Cast of Glee, on Glee Season 3
“Augustine,” by Vienna Teng on Inland Territory
“Dead Oaks,” by Now, Now on Threads
“Hearts Content,” by Brandi Carlile on Bear Creek
“L-O-V-E,” by Nat King Cole on L-O-V-E
“Clown,” by Emile Sande on Our Version of Events
“How,” by Regina Spektor on What We Saw from the Cheap Seats
“King and Lionheart,” by Of Monsters and Men on My Head Is an Animal
“Brothers,” by Tanlines on Mixed Emotions
“Moves Like Jagger,” by Maroon 5 (featuring Christina Aguilera) on Hands All Over
“Dancing on My Own,” by Robyn on Body Talks Pt. 1
“Tongue Tied,” by Grouplove on Never Trust a Happy Song
“Everybody Talks,” by Neon Trees on Picture Show
“Coming Back to a Man,” by Dawes on Nothing Is Wrong
“The A Team,” by Ed Sheeran on +

If I had to pick one song that was my very favorite for this year, it would be Regina Spektor’s “How.”  I’m not exactly sure what it is about this song that really got me.  Possibly the earnestness with which she sings.  Or the plainness of the lyrics themselves.  It’s a sad love song, and a very good one.

Should Be on the Onion: A-Rod Benched for World Series Game One

The World Series starts tonight, and I thought for sure the sports section of the Onion would’ve had a story like this.  But there isn’t, so here’s my homage.

A-Rod Benched for World Series Game One


SAN FRANCISCO–San Francisco Giants manager Bruce Bochy has released the lineup for the first game of the 2012 World Series, and once again, slumping third baseman Alex Rodriguez has been benched.

“Alex is going through some struggles right now, and I’m afraid this is what we need to do for the good of the team,” Bochy said.

Jim Leyland, the manager of the Detroit Tigers, has also released his lineup, and Rodriguez is not on the roster.

“We could not have gotten here without A-Rod, but this is the World Series. To win four games, we’ll have to make some tough choices,” Leyland said.

Rodriguez, who is currently sitting on a bench in Central Park, could not be reached for comment.

No Regrets

 

From the getgo, I was filled with doubt.  First of all, the cost: $74.  The last time I saw New Order in concert, it was seven years ago and twenty bucks cheaper, and it wasn’t that cheap then.  Secondly, the venue: Roseland Ballroom, which I’d never been to but read online that it was not the optimal place to see a show.  But I wasn’t getting any younger, and certainly the same could be said of the band.  Not only were some members on the back nine of their fifties, but one of them, the bassist Peter Hook, had left altogether after an acrimonious split.

But I bought the ticket and said to myself that this was it.  This wouldn’t just be my final New Order concert, it would be my final rock concert, period.  This wasn’t some grand gesture or sacrifice on my part, as I’ve only really seen three rock concerts in my life, and two of them were New Order.  And truth be told, I hadn’t really loved either of them.  There’s  entirely too much waiting around, first from the DJ spinning some music, then the opening band that nobody ever cares about.  And by the time the headlining band takes stage, your ears are already ringing.

Most people know of New Order through three songs: “Blue Monday,” the best-selling 12” (vinyl single) of all time; “Bizarre Love Triangle,” which people have danced to if they went to college between the late ‘80s and the early-to-mid 90’s; and “True Faith,” a fairly popular single that was featured in the movie adaptation of Jay McInerny’s Bright Lights, Big City.  Bernard Sumner is their lead singer, and he’s got what I’d call a studio voice – perfect for the confines of the glass cube to extract his vocals, but live and on stage with everything blaring, his words get a bit lost in the music.  Still, the point is not to have the man sound like his CD – the point is to see them live and revel in their liveness.

The first time I saw New Order, it was in Giants Stadium, and our seats were way in the back.  The second concert was held at Hammerstein Ballroom, and I sat upstairs and watched the show from the mezzanine.  This time, since it would be my last one, I decided to get as close as I could, which meant I’d have to stand with everybody else.  I went with a friend, so when the opening band came on stage, we made our way to the middle of the pack.  Win Win was the name of the band, and although everyone wanted these poor guys off the stage as quickly as possible (you could just feel the impatience running through the crowd), they held their own and weren’t half bad.  Behind them hung a huge projector screen, and they played rave-like screen saver videos, which seemed odd to me.  If I can be the cranky old guy for a moment: in my day, it was enough for the performers to perform without all of these moving images.

When New Order finally came on, around 9:30pm, everyone who was holding a smartphone turned it on to either take a photo or record a video.  As much as I’d like to bemoan this lemming-like response, I can’t, as I was one of them.  It was almost comical to see all these little screens held up above the owners’ heads, tiny beacons to capture the stage.  New Order started the gig off with an instrumental, which seemed like an odd choice, but it was a tribute to Michael Shamberg, a filmmaker who was close to the band.

With each song, the crowd inched forward.  Personal space, which was lacking to begin with, shrunk even further.  As people pumped their arms and pogo-danced in their limited area, the temperature in the room rose.  I started to sweat.  Everyone started to sweat.  Bodies were banging into me, and I suppose I was banging them back.  I don’t know, because I was dancing, too, and singing and screaming!  There was a girl to my left and a guy to my right, and I have no idea who they were, but outside of my wife, I have never been so physically close to other human beings for such a length of time.  By the time “Temptation” played, a huge fan favorite and a great dance tune, the ballroom felt primal.  The body heat, the human musk, standing shoulder to shoulder with total strangers – it felt a little out of control, a bit like that scene in the second Matrix movie where  people are dancing crazy and beads of sweat fly off everywhere – and and you know what?  I kind of loved it.  Never have I felt such closeness to this band I’ve loved for more than twenty years, nor have I ever been so aware of people who enjoyed them as much as I did.  These were my people!  Though maybe not all of them – at some point, a guy came barreling through, telling everyone to dance harder, dance harder!  And he took turns putting his arms around people, including me.  This was a bit much, but thankfully, he kept pushing through to offer his gift to as many concertgoers as possible.

My final rock concert was a sweaty, messy, loud affair, and somehow that was a good thing.  It felt not quite like my final — but rather my first.  An ending that might very well become a beginning.

Setlist:

1. Elegia
2. Crystal
3. Ceremony
4. Love Vigilantes
5. Age Of Consent
6. Here To Stay
7. Your Silent Face
8. 1963
9. Close Range
10. Bizarre Love Triangle
11. 586
12. True Faith
13. The Perfect Kiss
14. Blue Monday
15. Temptation

Encore:

16. Atmosphere
17. Love Will Tear Us Apart

For New Order fans, some specific stuff:

  1. Nothing from Technique or Republic, which was disappointing.  Sometimes I wonder why they bother to play songs like “Here to Stay” or “Close Range” — few people know or care about those songs.  At the same time, I do remember being very happy that they played “As It Is When It Was” back in 1993, so maybe I should shut up.
  2. Both “Temptation” and “True Faith” seemed like unique arrangements; they both sounded fantastic.
  3. I really missed Hooky’s bass.  Tom Chapman did a nice job, but only Hooky has that warmth.
  4. I was thinking the crowd would be between 35 and 50, but I’d say half of the people looked under 30.  Nice to see New Order has a fanbase that still speaks to the youngins.

For better pictures than the ones I took below, and for a more thorough review of the concert, check out these two links:

http://www.brooklynvegan.com/archives/2012/10/new_order_playe.html

http://www.boweryboogie.com/2012/10/new-orders-opening-night-at-roseland-ballroom-101812/